Life lessons

Dear Summer,

There are a few things in life I am completely experienced enough to teach you.  The following comes from many years of experience......it must be learnt early and stay with you for life.

You can start the evening off fresh, shiny and all done up....but....

when you are starting to light cigarettes backwards, get pissy because you've drunk to much

 and see out of only one eye

it's time to go home.

Love,

Mum x